If violence is not the answer, what was the question?

So I have changed plans yet again, and I'm applying to law school. Since that is a year away, I have applied to be an Agricultural Specialist with Customs and Border Security. They search stuff that comes into the country for diseases, bugs, and terrorism agents.

Dude. Doo-ad. Look. It's a WWII paratrooper jacket. I want one.

Sweet action. It's going on the birthday list.

If you want one...  http://www.atthefront.com/us_uni_paraM42_import.htm

Codpiece